I saw a really neat metal dragon at the light shop yesterday. I already have 4 dragons. It should not be more than 5 in a person's home. So my fifth dragon should be a wood dragon.
And so it is a unanimous vote of the House of Sha (including water) that we get a wood dragon to lead all the dragons. Based on the overall con[t]ent (consent) from the other dragons, the wood dragon is a MALAY DRAGON by the name of LIMA (MAIL).
He is the most auspicious of all the dragons, positioning higher than NagaNaga and facing the upside-down Furqan (there is a story behind that).
He flows with the Mobius Strip motion of the Citizens of Sparta 4964 and he is facing Southwest, the opposite of Tian Long's direction.
Now, this is the risk I have to take (already I risk him facing the opposite of Tian Long); he is positioned above my eye level. The only rationale I have is that Malays are loyal. So here is the deal, should the Malays betray me, I WILL BURN my Naga Kramat from dust to dust.
This is a serious warning because MELAYU KUAT KENCING.
So Lima is a reminder for you to follow Rukun Islam and sembahyang mengadap Kaaba (kau orang punya suka, altar aku mengadap Kaaba juga).
Lima, alim...
Ni paling bertoleransi aku pada bangsa Melayu. Kau tau tak? HARAM aku makan buah Melayu. Korang nak sangat Ketuanan Melayu, aku bagi Ketuanan Melayu. Pergi reinstate Mail Tote. All is forgiven.
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